I've never been to Tokyo. Maybe because Rick Steves hasn't covered it. I have such travel-lust for that place, though. All those lights and non-stop activity and huge swells of people - I must be there! It's been edging up my travel to-do list, and it's right up there on my "Places I have to visit before Nature wipes them out" list (created after never making the time to visit pre-Katrina New Orleans).
But meanwhile, until I cough up the cash and time, I travel vicariously through other people's Japan experiences.
A whole slew of wacky Engrish examples courtesy of Magical Rockstar D, Magical Cartographer C, and assorted friends.