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The Flaming Crayfish's House of Gaming Quotes

National Lampoon's Alternate European Vacation

"Mike, why are you playing with your feet? You're supposed to be GM'ing!"

"What do you mean, 'those from the other realm'?"
-- "This is the Spirit mage asking this?"

"Why didn't we think of using the talisman on Cain?"
-- "'Cause we're dumb, and we were usually running away from the angry citizens of the city that we'd just destroyed."

"She no longer looks like a woman wearing a gown ... she looks like --"
-- "A man wearing a gown?"

"The tenth sphere is LOVE!"

"Porn is not the tenth element!"

James unintentionally makes the wittiest remark ever.
"Spirits, spirits everywhere, and not a drop to drink!"

"We come from what could be described as a reflection of your world."
-- "All four of them are wearing goatees."

"Can I 'accidentally' happen to open a rift?"
-- "Sure ... diff 12."
"Okay -- hey!"

"I'm sorry, what are we doing? I was talking about Care Bears."

"Coincidentally, we forgot that we already were in Rome!"

"You're going forty miles an hour, which is pretty good for a rug."

"Fight griffins? No way. I find a nice comfortable rock to hide under."
-- "Just like home, eh James?"

"I'm telling you, the guardian animal of Florence is the hippopotamus."

"I can summon 6000 monkeys!"

Mike says "carte blanche" a lot.
"You really like this word 'carte blanche', don't you?"
-- " ... that is a word, right?"

"Friends, put down your swords. A new age is coming."
-- " ... in twenty minutes."

"You have to place these talismans in a concentric circle."

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