So a bunch of us went down to West Virginia, and there was some scuffling with werewolves, and we found a little abandoned orphan girl who was a source of great power, and there was a huge fight at the end where we all got turned into bizarre animal creatures. I can't remember many details except that there were several guns and James was turned into a were-hamster.
"Reports of my having sex are greatly exaggerated."
"I use my Life 4 to turn him into a bug."
"A mountain falls out of the sky with a katana taped to the bottom of it."
-- "Stupid mountain!"
"Is she by himself?"
"I'm gonna step out of the car and introduce myself ... shoot, I don't have a last name!"
"You know how you look into fire and imagine that you can see pictures?"
-- "What's this 'imagine' thing?"
-- "I saw an entire episode of Seinfeld once!"
"This is completely against my FBI training, but I'd like to enter her dream."
"Are we in that umbral place?"
-- "You run the chantry and you're asking if we're in 'that umbral place'?!"
"It looks kind of like Guinness on tap."
-- "Math, video games, and beer - I don't wanna be in your campaigns anymore!"
"Kira, honey, do you know your mom?"
-- "No, she died before I was born."
"Does anyone else see the logic flaw here?"
"There's this ancient oak tree in the middle of the courtyard."
-- "And if you touch it, I'll break your dick!"
"Was there anything weird about those hamsters?"
-- "Apart from the fact that they were in the cylinders of a Honda Civic?"
"Penumbral wolves are bad, Bri!"
"I'm gonna start fixing the Gauntlet right now."
-- "He's got spackle!"
"You botched a vulgar effect."
-- "Eh, whatever."
"You won't be saying that when you're naked later on!"
"We do not gnaw on our Garou!"
"You notice a swirl in the Gauntlet where Tobias was. A burp in the Gauntlet."
"Mike, is it raining in the Umbra right now?"
"I took a dot in Mad Skills!"
"The woods are dark at night."
"She has no enemies ... except the Wyrm."
-- "Could you explain? Does the Wyrm have an address?"
"There are two wolves ... make that three ...."
-- "What do we do?"
-- "I'm waiting for five to show up and see if they form Voltron!"
"Rehnquist is not shorter than average and not taller than average. He's about 5'10".
-- "Isn't that about average?"
" ... yeah."
"<aol> You've got Mind! </aol>"
"Chris pulls a water gun out of his pocket and tries to douse the sun!"
"Do you have dots in Feminine Wiles?"
"Are you Kira's parents?"
-- "Yeah, all four of us!"
"As you leave the orphanage, the orphanage is set--"
-- "To stun!"
"I can't pee without shoes!"
"What's going on that could possibly take all the agents at Quantico?"
-- "Quantico bake sale!"
-- "Bachelor agent auction!"